Bangkok
Chaos, temples, and the best street food on earth
What it actually costs
When to go
April is the hottest month (38°C+). May starts monsoon season. Nov-Feb is cool and dry.
Grand Palace before 9am. Chatuchak Weekend Market — go Saturday morning, not Sunday afternoon.
What locals know
Street food is safe and incredible. Look for stalls with high turnover — fresh food, not sitting food.
BTS Skytrain and MRT are air-conditioned and fast. Tuk-tuks are fun but always agree price first.
Thai massage: ฿300-500 for a full hour at local shops. Don't pay tourist prices near Khao San.
Grab is cheaper and safer than taxis. Taxis that refuse the meter are scamming you.
Honest warnings
Gem scams near Grand Palace — anyone who says 'it's closed today' is scamming you.
Don't disrespect the monarchy. It's a serious criminal offence.
Drink bottled water only. Ice in restaurants is usually fine (factory-made).
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